![]() This is fuckin' the best movie of all time! There is eventually a big pile of DEAD BLOODY HOOKERS and STRIPPERS. GEORGE CLOONEY with HARVEY KEITEL and his FAMILY KILL THEM ALL. SALMA HAYEK, having completed her required NAKED DANCE and having THREE LINES DELIVERED BADLY, DIES HORRIBLY.Īll the HOOKERS and STRIPPERS get NAKED and turn into VAMPIRES. SALMA HAYEK EATS QUENTIN TARANTINO, who DIES HORRIBLY, but then COMES BACK TO LIFE AS A VAMPIRE so he can DIE HORRIBLY AGAIN. QUENTIN TARANTINO laughs hysterically because his movie scripts are so CLEVER. The MALE AUDIENCE has eight orgasms because they are PERVERTED. I am a one dimensional character who is basically naked. SALMA HAYEK Strips in front of QUENTIN TARANTINO, who has eight orgasms because he is PERVERTED. Let us through! I am not being held hostage by America's most wanted crooks.Įverybody has a drink to celebrate excpet GEORGE CLOONEY, who beats up CHEECH MARIN'S many characters, while screaming about how he loves his brother. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO while saying "I love you, brother." I want to do all sorts of sex-related things with you. QUENTIN TARANTINO and GEORGE CLOONEY steal the motorhome and take HARVEY and his FAMILY as hostages. Well, time for me to check into the hotel for tonight. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO because he is an IDIOT. They needed to die so the body count can be as large as possible. OVERWEIGHT COP STEREOTYPE AND STORE OWNER Also, I must die before the movie is over, but not before I can rape and kill innocent women for no reason.Įven though we are incredibly wanted men, I will kill this Overweight Southern Sheriff stereotype character and burn this store to the ground, thus making the situation worse. I am also a cold blooded killer, but because I am Quentin Tarantino in a movie that I wrote, I must be completely fucked up and unstable. They faint, leaving them to believe after they wake up that the movie was about crime. I am a cold blooded killer who is openly sarcastic and demeaning, even to my brother who is so crazy that he needs constant care. A SHOP BESIDE A DESOLATE TEXAN STRIP OF BADLANDS CLOSE TO MEXICO I already had a wife, he moves the gun over and shoots down the chandelier, which comes crashing down on top of Santanico, impaling her heart and killing her.EXT. Since you'll be my dog, your name will be. You'll be my footstool and, at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel! I'm not gonna drain you completely, you'll be my slave because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. Let's see if you taste as good as your brother. My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone, and he is not coming back, and that is your fault. Can't make it up!ġ5%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start. ![]() Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother is dead, that girl's entire fucking family is dead!ĭo they look like psychos? Is that what they look like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!Ĭan't make it up to me Carlos. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops and it's open from dusk till dawn. ![]() Gloria, you hang in there, you follow the rules, and you don't fuck with us, and you'll get out of this alive. Rule #3: Don't you ever try and fucking run on us,īecause I got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. Rule #2: You do what we say when we say it. Now are you absolutely, positively clear about Rule #1? ![]() I'm going to ask you one question, and all I want is a yes or no answer. ![]()
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